Steve, you really suck, because of you I'm gonna spread my poor English here again. So, unfortunately I got tagged (keep it in your heads mothurfuckers; I hate it), but I can't avoid it...
The rules:
1. Mark these rules
2. Each person tagged should write as many phrases (hopefully interesting) random on themselves
3. People tagged should write a journal of these sentences
... Hey ! Fuck off, enough tags like that, this one stops here !
1- I love you, yep, you, there, reading in front of your screen, but you don't know who I'm talking about. Haha...
2- You've seen it, I'm not funny at all, so stop laughing when I speak, that's really hypocrite, just say
Shut up Boulette !.
3- Because of Co', I've become fond of lasagnes. Don't laugh, it's a horrible addiction.
4- I can't speak photo with anyone of my IRL friends without making them think I'm a horrible and perverse jerk. That's a bit annoying, you know.
5- My cat can't sleep somewhere else than on my head and I'm too lazy to throw him away, so I spend very cooooool nights from 3 AM to 1 PM.
6- Since I've had the very bad idea to talk about photo studies to my friends and my family, I've been tagged as the biggest clown of the year (+ jerk, of course).
7- I hate summer, seaside, holiday, swimming pools, campings, parties, rugby, TV, happiness, family and all those fucking values that a normal human should praise.
8- The day I'll stop complaining and I'll be happy once for all, I already know I won't have anything more to do in this world.
9- I can't help looking for the price of 30D and RZ67 every day on Ebay, even if I'm completely aware that I've no penny except for cigarettes (fuck off, that's not your money !).
10- The more my throat hurts, the more I smoke; I heal flew by puttin you-know-what-motherfuckers-! in my cigarettes.
11- I can't imagine my life today without geeking every day on Artic and without knowing les perchés
. Because of them, my friends are so jealous that I've finally turned into a talkative MSN buddy for them, but I don't care.
12-My mother doesn't want me to tell to my family that I've divorced with university and become a silly artsy jerk. I wonder what she'll say when she discovers that everyone in the family was aware of that before her.
13- I know a very big secret that few people in the world also know, and I'll never share it with you.
STOP !
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